RustyCJ
02-19-2008, 03:19 PM
GOOD
In Madison, WI Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn t getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A
12-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'.
The officer also found the boy had an accomplice
who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and
a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI . A $40 speeding ticket
was included.
Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a
picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. He
replied, Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls'. There was a
moment of silence.He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left.
In Madison, WI Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn t getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A
12-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'.
The officer also found the boy had an accomplice
who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and
a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI . A $40 speeding ticket
was included.
Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a
picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. He
replied, Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls'. There was a
moment of silence.He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left.