InControl
02-07-2008, 10:16 AM
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts
> or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an
> effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
> by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still
> cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
> perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
> and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
> result in death.
> or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an
> effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
> by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still
> cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
> perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
> and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
> result in death.