BABYGIRL1175
09-24-2007, 12:42 PM
A FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. "You are a
disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful
wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the
last words you'll say to me!!
And the husband began --
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three
days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in
moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are
too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present,which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the
sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to
annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said, " Please do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use?"
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. "You are a
disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful
wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the
last words you'll say to me!!
And the husband began --
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three
days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in
moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are
too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present,which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the
sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to
annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said, " Please do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use?"