RustyCJ
08-23-2007, 11:20 AM
Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably
wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for
coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a
possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos
plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT"...he didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that
one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit."
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably
wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for
coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a
possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos
plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT"...he didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that
one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit."
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.