drail471
06-29-2007, 12:07 AM
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he
was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked
through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No,
I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, The jeweler
went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a
stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler
asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "by check. I
know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and
you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring
up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in
that account." "I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about
my weekend!"
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he
was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked
through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No,
I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, The jeweler
went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a
stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler
asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "by check. I
know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and
you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring
up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in
that account." "I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about
my weekend!"