Womens Asses

[Boo Boo Kitty Fuck]

There is a new study about women and how they
feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat............

10% of women think their ass is too skinny......

The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and
they wouldn't trade him for the world.

[Corneo]

truth hurts . . . (bitch)

[SHEEPDAWG]

Allow me to reiterate darling. What Corneo is trying to say is; "BITCH!"...LOL!

[Boo Boo Kitty Fuck]

Oh ferfucksake ...I dont have a fat nor a skinny ass ...its taut, tight n just right. You better watch yer p's & q's fella lest I'll squish yer ballsack between my buttcheeks like I did the other night. *Thats a true story too guys ..ask 'em about it*:pottytrain2: He begged me to let go.:evil4:

[Corneo]

You know we're doing the radio show this Friday. You could call in with that story. LMAO

[SHEEPDAWG]

No one said ya had a fat butt!....I was laughn at the "bitch comment"..I assumed the "C' Meister was saying truth hurts- as in, you dogged us men*...thats where my reiterate statement came from...cause I liked the use of the word bitch. "BIOTCH!"...lol ill explain it later and take the ignorance out on your ass"..(literally):love9:

Speaking of that ass..yes the story is true!..somehow while "spooning" at night, asleep,...she managed to "back into" my "jewel case'...and grab ahold of the boys...with her seemingly BIONIC! Ass cheeks...now I know you men are say'n- "I wish my girl had a bionic ass"..but let me tell ya, it hurt like hell it woke me from my slumber...
So,to top it off..she's taken this freak, one-time thing and now made it a challenge to herself to repeat...leaving me with even less sleep having to worry about ball sack torcher!.LMAO

[LOBO74]

HEY BIONIC BUTT...will you do me a huge favor?

I want you to teach my Ol'lady to have the bionic butt syndrome...PLEASE ! ! ! I would love to get woke up with her pinching "the boys"...cause that means I MIGHT get some punenanny...

...oh um sheep...why wasn't your MAIN MANHOOD protecting the jewels? Mine does...UNLESS your manhood is smaller than...?:laughing8:

[SHEEPDAWG]

....Well the difference between men and boys ( besides the price of thier toys)...is being able to take it as much as you dish it out!...

But,in all honesty, I guess the question lobo(and help) posed was valid.As in (where was the cock ) I didnt want to seem "big headed" so to speak, but you asked for it!

My right hand was grabb'n some ample titty and rediculous farrah faucet style NIPLAGE, my left arm was her pillow.
And well you know...She wanted her upper back rubbed-leaving only one appendage (enter LONG SCHLONG SILVER) ...Not to mention my COLOSSAL balls were crowding her ass,possibly aiding in the pinching process!..

...and now you know the rest of the story...

[Corneo]

Oh yeah! Well I have ample amount of lube in the shower thinking of Barbra Walters (and her money) begging me to be her man.

As long as your balls are in the vice of life, I'll think of more shit to post.

So there!